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In the forest, the animals are holding the finals of the new season of the "I Am the King of the Forest" selection competition.

After multiple rounds of voting, the final competition will be among a lion, a tiger, and an elephant. Strangely, there is also a microscope competing alongside these fierce beasts, causing a stir among the animals, and the judges have also risen to look on, with puzzled expressions.

The fox host took the stage and announced: "The tardigrade wins against Uncle Crocodile with a surprising 1213:1212, just one vote ahead to enter the top four, because the tardigrade is simply too small, with a body length of only between 0.05mm and 1.4mm, and can only be seen under a microscope."

The fox host approached the microscope and handed over a microphone, and the words of the tardigrades came from the stereo: "You plan to go up one by one, or together, you can do it, be careful not to hurt yourself", this rampant words made the audience suddenly explode, and the lion's mane was so angry that it stood up: "I want to slap you to death with my palm, but where are you?" I can't see! The tiger's claws made five deep marks on the ground, and sneered: "This competition is simply called the Microscopic Biology Competition, forget it!" The elephant stomped its foot heavily and shook the fallen leaves: "Will bacteria also come to participate in the competition in the future?" How can this be? ”

At this moment, the beasts on the stage were angry, their faces were hideous, and they gritted their teeth, and the lion stood up and asked: "How can we not see it or touch it?" How to distinguish between high and low, how to distinguish the winner from the loser? The fox host picked up the microphone unhurriedly and said: "Calm down, calm down, this competition adopts the 'extreme survival challenge method' to fight the winner, and all the contestants will compete in an extreme environment." As soon as the words fell, six giant transparent cabins rose in the center of the arena, marked with high temperature, high pressure, vacuum, radiation, extreme cold and lack of oxygen.

At this moment, the tiger questioned, "Compare? Compare what? High-temperature resistance? High-pressure resistance? Radiation resistance? ... What use is there in comparing these? We have always compared who can run faster, whose teeth are sharper, and whose claws are stronger!!"

The fox jumped onto a huge rock and said with a heavy tone: "The chemical waste from human factories flows into the forest along the stream, turning the originally moist soil into toxic land, forcing three hundred pangolins to migrate. Last month, ten sparrows flew into the mountains; do you know why? It was the thick smog that made it hard for them to see the direction."

The fox host said again: "How long has it been since we've seen the firefly sisters? Our earthworm brother has also disappeared for many years."

The animals below the stage went from choking up, twitching, crying, to embracing each other with tears streaming down...

The fox主持 said more excitedly: "Industrial pollution and toxic emissions, excessive exploitation of underground deep materials, etc., are driving global warming and accelerating the rapid melting of glaciers—last week took away many small animals from the forest, Grandpa Turtle has died, various fish species have also passed away, and there is no grass growing on land anymore; our forest is about to collapse."

The fox host tapped on the glass of the vacuum chamber and then said: "Tardigrades can survive for several minutes at temperatures as low as -272℃ and as high as 151℃. They are not afraid of cosmic radiation and can survive for a long time in outer space, while we and our descendants might not even withstand a single acid rain!"

The lion and the tiger lowered their heads silently, and the elephant stretched out its trunk and swept away the microphone in the fox's hand and said: "I understand, the intention of this well-designed competition is not to fight each other, but to awaken us all to pay attention to environmental protection, to protect the forest together, to protect the earth together, not to compare, if the earth is gone, where will there be any winners?!" ”

At this moment, the magpie on the tree said: "Look, there are more than a dozen microscopes and microphones on the stage!"

The tardigrade said: "They are my tardigrade partners and also my cheerleaders. In the end, we will perform an original song 'Saving the World Needs You and Me'... Because Earth is our only home" Oh my god
Wednesday, May 28, 2025 1:27 PM